Abstinence

There are many reasons not to raise a child in the South. The heat alone sounds masochistic. Arcane social hierarchies involve debutantes and would confuse any child, especially one with parents unable to guide him. Then of course, there's this:

Now, admittedly, what this is really saying is that the South is a terrible place to be poor, or judging by the STD breakdowns by race, a terrible place to be black.

So: abstinence only education anyone? If get a disease, remember your health insurance card.